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Here are a few good jokes to add to your humor arsenal for those days (weeks, months.) when you really need a smile. Very "Punny" Jokes Via me.me What do you call a teacher who can't control her pupils? Cross-eyed. What do you call a teacher who forgets to take attendance? Absent-minded. What do you call a teacher who refuses to fart in class?
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Best Jokes for Kids to Use in the Classroom Getting nosy Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye? A: Something between us smells! How's the water? Q: How does the ocean say hello? A: It waves! Historical funnies Q: What did they drink on the Titanic? A: Sanka! Want more jokes for kids?
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Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at John's exam. - Student: I hope you didn't either. Teacher: Why was WW2 so slow? - Student: Because they were Stalin. Teacher: Make a sentence with the words "defense, detail and defeat". - Student: "When a horse jumps over the fence, the feet go before the tail.".
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Jokes Aug 19, 2022 127 Teacher Jokes To Lighten Up The Classroom Linas Simonaitis, Melanie Gervasoni and Neilas Šurkus 25 0 Share ADVERTISEMENT Being in class all day can be quite a demanding activity, both for students and teachers. There are a few ways to make school more adventurous, though.
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45+ Funny Teacher Jokes and Comebacks to SAVE You in Class FUNNIEST Teacher Jokes: Snappy Student Comebacks and Cheesy Quips for Kids Funny Teacher Jokes By Jane Morris Why did the teacher wear sunglasses when she came to class? Because her students were bright. Heyyyooo!!! I'll show myself the door. Actually, no I won't!
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The Funniest Teacher Jokes Jack Napier Updated October 19, 2023 13.1K votes 5.5K voters 114.4K views Voting Rules Vote up any funny jokes about teaching or teachers. Students and teachers alike will laugh at this list of teacher jokes, puns, and one-liners until they have to stay after the bell.
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I suggested bribing it." To the English teacher that stole my calendar. "Your days are numbered. Mark my words." The English teacher wished the class good luck before the poetry test. She said, "Metaphors be with you!" View more comments. "I am friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don't know why.".
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Mustafa Kemal Atatürk, a Turkish field marshal and author, once said, "A good teacher is like a candle — it consumes itself to light the way for others.". Teaching is a selfless job. Equipping young minds with the tools they need isn't easy. But that doesn't mean it can't be fun along the way. The best way to lighten the mood is to.
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Best Jokes for Kids to Use in the Classroom 1. Getting nosy Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye? A: Something between us smells! 2. How's the water? Q: How does the ocean say hello? A: It waves! 3. Historical funnies Q: What did they drink on the Titanic? A: Sanka! 4. Tech Time Q: Why wouldn't the elephant use the computer?
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Check out these 100 jokes about those in the teaching profession that are sure to brighten your day. English Teacher Jokes "Jimmy, upon attempting to comfort his grammar teacher, said, "they're, there, their."" "Teacher: What is the most common phrase used in school? Student: I don't know! Teacher: Correct!"
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1. Grammar Jokes. What do you call Santa's brothers and sisters? Relative clauses. "A woman, without her man, is nothing.". "A woman: without her, man is nothing.". Punctuation is important. A man went into a fish shop and said, "Can I have a tail end, please?".
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A great teacher inspires respect and admiration. But they also know how to laugh too. And so we proudly present this collection of the best teacher jokes ever! We hope you enjoy them. Best Teacher Jokes My teacher's a real joker. She came in to class today and said, "We'll only have half a day of school this morning."
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Our Favorite Teacher Jokes 1. You can never go wrong with alphabet puns. WeAreTeachers 2. A little playground humor! WeAreTeachers 3. I'm not sure any teacher has a favorite snake, but. WeAreTeachers [contextly_auto_sidebar] 4. This is for those who like to fly under the radar. WeAreTeachers 5. Money jokes just make cents.
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1. Last night I dreamt I wrote The Lord of the Rings. Then I realized I was just Tolkien in my sleep. 2. What kind of pencil did Shakespeare write with? 2B. 3. Last night my classroom was broken into, and all dictionaries were stolen. I'm lost for words. 4. Dating apostrophes won't get you anywhere. They are too possessive. 5.
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64. What kind of meals do math teachers eat? Square meals. 65. Why don't giraffes teach elementary school? They can only teach high school. 66. How did the teacher make time fly during class? By throwing a clock.
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Top 20 Teacher Jokes The TeachHUB Team November 8, 2019 Classroom Activities Teacher Resources Classroom Activities For a quick giggle, we've compiled and concocted 20 side-splitting (and maybe a little corny) teacher jokes to laugh our way through next week. What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws.